14
Apr

I Confess

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but Ive slept with dozens of them.

His wife looked at him calmly and said, Why do you think I gave you the poison?

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