11
Oct
Three drunks were sitting at a bar.
The first one said… I went in my daughters room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes.
He paused. I didnt even know she smoked!
The second drunk said… I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didnt even know she drank!
The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..
I can beat that! I went into my daughters room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!
He paused…
I didnt even know she had a penis!!!