11
Oct

I Didnt Even Know!

Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

The first one said… I went in my daughters room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes.

He paused. I didnt even know she smoked!

The second drunk said… I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didnt even know she drank!

The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak..

I can beat that! I went into my daughters room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!!!

He paused…

I didnt even know she had a penis!!!

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