I Dont Need Anything Else

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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, Honey, I know weve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce. The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, I dont want you to try to talk me out of it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, and hes a better lover than you. Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as he clenches his hands on the wheels. She says, I want the house. Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, I want the kids too. The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until hes up to 80 mph. She says, I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too. The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, Is there anything you want? The husband says, No, Ive got everything I need right here. She asks, Whats that? The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, Ive got the airbag!


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