14
Mar
A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his order, says, I want a quickie.
She slaps his face and says, Now would you please give me your order?
Again, he says, I want a quickie.
She slaps him again and says, Ill give you one last chance – what do you want?
Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man, I think its pronounced quiche.