08
Sep

I Wish

The bride-to-be and her best friend were discussing the
formers impending wedding.

If you want an unforgettable wedding night, her friend
said, get him to eat a dozen oysters after the ceremony.

A week after, the new bride thanked her friend but said
plaintively, Only eight of the oysters worked.

[Contributed by Mike Kane.]

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