This Newfie is going icefishing. He starts to drill a hole with
his auger when a loud booming voice says, THERES NO FISH DOWN THERE!

So he stops drilling and moves a little ways and starts to drill again.
The same voice booms, THERES NO FISH DOWN THERE!

So he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice
immediately comes again, THERES NO FISH THERE EITHER!

The Newf looks around and says, Who are you anyways? God?

NO IM THE ARENA MANAGER!