Idiots Hunting

Two idiots were hunting in the woods when they lost their
way. Elliot had read that when lost, you fire three times
in the air and help will come. So he did. Nothing happened.
An hour later he fired three more times. After another hour
his friend told him to try a third time.

… Okay, said Elliot, but were almost out of arrows.

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