If its zero degrees outside

If its zero degrees outside today and its supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

Why are they called apartments, when theyre all stuck together?

Why do banks charge you a non-sufficient funds fee on money they already know you dont have?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

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