If your wife is a Software Engineer

Husband comes home from work. Software engineer wife is clicking away to glory, surfing the Net …

Husband: Hi Darling, I am home!

Wife: You have now reached the most interesting site. Continue,

Husband: U know, I had a rough day at work today! I need some strong coffee now to get back to my normal self!

Wife: Script error! Coffee beans not found!

Husband: What! Swell! I will have some coke then (Huh) … Whats for dinner?

Wife: Improper cookware found at this site. Contact http://www.iloveya.com/chaps/ and download the latest version now!

Husband: What the he… What happened to all that stuff my mom sent?

Wife: Incompatible with the new oven installed! Authentication code mismatch!

Husband: Oh Man!, Okay Okay, I will buy new stuff then! Can I get anything to eat now?

Wife: Cookies found in the jar on the table. Do u wish to download them?

Poor husband grabs some cookies and gulps a quart of coke. Somewhat rejuvenated, reaches wife and puts his arms around her.

Wife: Danger! You have reached a very sensitive area on the net. You should be over 18 and should have proper authority to access this site. Identify yourself or else you will be booted out!

Husband: Hey! Its me! Your Husband!!!

Wife: Permission granted… Continue exploring one of the most interesting sites on the universe!

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