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May

IFC Jokes part 13: Elephants

Q – Why do elephants travel in herds?

A – Because is they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep.

Q – What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill?

A – Look, here comes the elephants!

Q – What did Jane say when she saw the elephants come over the hill wearing sun glasses?

A – Nothing – she didnt recognize them.

Q – How can you tell if there is an elephant in bed with you?

A – By the giant E on its pyjamas.

Q – How can you tell if an elephant has crawled under the bed during the night?

A – You are currently having an intimate relationship with the ceiling.

Q – How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your backyard?

A – If all your trashcan liners are missing.

Q – Why does an elephant have four feet?

A – Because 8 inches isnt enough!

Q – Where do elephants have their sex organs?

A – In their feet – If an elephant steps on you, youre fucked!

Q – Why did the Elephant cross the road?

A – Because it was handcuffed to the chicken.

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