30
Sep

Improving

Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midget in bed.

After chasing the rogue away, Sam liberally expressed his dismay to his wayward spouse. I just dont know what to do with you! he said, shaking his head.

Weve talked about this over and over. Weve spent hours with the marriage counselor. I was really starting to believe that I could trust you again.

I know, I know… acknowledged the wife contritely. But at least Im cutting back!

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