17
Feb
After working together for a while, Dick and Janes office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other. One day, they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust.
Dick finds Jane very tight, and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds.
When they are finished, Dick says to her, If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!
To which Jane replies If Id have known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!