* You consider McDonalds real food



* You actually like doing laundry at home



* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends



* It starts getting late on the weeknights



* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party



* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it



* Youd rather clean than study



* Half the time you dont wake up in your own bed and it seems normal



* Computer Solitaire is more than a game its a way of life



* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps



* You go to sleep when its light and get up when its dark



* You live for getting mail (E-mail included)



* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment



* Prank phone calls become funny again



* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on



* World War III could take place and youd be clueless



* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate



* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth



* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime



* You find out milk crates had so many uses



* Wal-mart is the coolest store



* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday



* You are sitting around making lists about how you know youve been in college too long