26
Aug
A guy walks into a bar. Hes a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a beer and says, All the guys on this side of the bar are cocksuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?
Everyone is understandably silent.
He then, chugs back another beer and says, All the guys on the other side of the bar are motherfuckers! Anyone got a problem with that?
Everyone is silent, again.
Then one man gets up from his stool and starts to walk toward the man.
You got a problem, buddy? No, Im just on the wrong side of the bar!