A young man (YM) is on a date with a young woman (YW) and they go
parking. After some heavy petting the YM asks the YW for oral
sex. No, says the YW, you wont respect me. So the YM is content
to wait. After they had been dating a few months, the YM again
asks the YW for oral sex. Again the reply, No, you wont respect me.

Eventually the two get married and the husband asks his bride
Honey, please, were married now. You know I love you and respect
you. Can we please have oral sex? No, she says, I just know
that if I do that you wont respect me. So the man waits…
and waits… and waits….

After 20 years of marriage the man says, Honey, weve been together
20 wonderful years now. Weve raised three beautiful kids. You
KNOW that I love you and respect you completely. How about
oral sex, just once ???? Please ?????? and the wife finally
gives in to her husbands wish and performs oral sex on him.
After she is done they are lying in bed relaxing and the
telephone rings. The husband turns to his wife and says,
Answer that you cocksucker.