Indian Ambush

Two cowboys are out riding and are ambushed by Indians.

They are taken back to camp and tied up. The chief says to the first man, Death or goomy goomy.

The man not wanting to die said, Goomy goomy.

So the tribe of Indians took the first man and sodomized him repeatedly.

The first man was drug back and tied to his post as his body hung limp.

Then the chief approached the second man, Death or goomy goomy.

Not wanting to go through the ordeal the first man had gone through, he said I shall take death!

The chief stepped back and said, Good, then death it shall be. Death by goomy goomy!

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