A record company have launched a CD with a compilation of your favourite tunes which youd hear at your local indian restaurant so that when you have a curry at home you can feel really authentic. (thats true btw).

Anyway, they suggested what the songs might be called:

• Tikka Chance on me

• Vindaloo see you again

• Tears on my Pilau

• Korma Chameleon

• Whos Saree now

• Working Naan to Five

• Chicken tikka tell me whats wrong. (chikatika)

• Popadom Preach…

• Its my Chapati, and Ill cry if I want to…