21
Jun

Innocence (4 year old girl)

A little girl four years old was alone in the nursery with the door closed and fastened when her little brother arrived and expressed a desire to come in.

The following was the dialogue:

I want to tum in, Sissy.

But you taint tum in, Tom.

But I wants to.

Well, Is in my night gown an nurse says little boys mustnt see little girls in their night gowns.

There was a period of silence during which the astonished little boy reflected on the mystery.

It was ended by Sissy calling out: You tan tum in now, Tom – I took it off.

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