08
Jun

Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.

Degrees (Fahrenheit)

* 65 degrees:

Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night

* 60 degrees:

Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

* 50 degrees:

Miami residents turn on the heat

* 45 degrees:

Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

* 40 degrees:

You can see your breath

Californians shiver uncontrollably

Minnesotans go swimming

* 35 degrees:

Italian cars dont start

* 32 degrees:

Water freezes

* 30 degrees:

You plan your vacation to Australia

* 25 degrees:

Ohio water freezes

Californians weep pitiably

Minnesotans eat ice cream

Canadians go swimming

* 20 degrees:

Politicians begin to talk about the homeless

New York City water freezes

Miami residents plan vacation further South

* 15 degrees:

French cars dont start

Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

* 10 degrees:

You need jumper cables to get the car going

* 5 degrees:

American cars dont start

* 0 degrees:

Alaskans put on T-shirts

* -10 degrees:

German cars dont start

Eyes freeze shut when you blink

* -15 degrees:

You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo

Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects

Miami residents cease to exist

* -20 degrees:

Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you

Politicians actually do something about the homeless

Minnesotans shovel snow off roof

Japanese cars dont start

* -25 degrees:

Too cold to think

You need jumper cables to get the driver going

* -30 degrees:

You plan a two week hot bath

Swedish cars dont start

* -40 degrees:

Californians disappear

Minnesotans button top button

Canadians put on sweaters

Your cat helps you plan your trip South

* -50 degrees:

Congressional hot air freezes

Alaskans close the bathroom window

* -80 degrees:

Hell freezes over

Polar bears move South

Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game

* -90 degrees:

Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets!

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