A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. Is that so? the first said. Did he do a good job?

Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot, he said. The ball most have been going 200 mph when it hit me in the stomach. That, he added, was the first time in two years my teeth didnt hurt.