A man is in a bar, and he notices that the bartender has a cat. He goes up to the bartender and says, Ill bet you $50 my dick is longer than that cats tail.

The bartender gives him a look as though hes crazy and accepts the bet. They measure the cats tail, and its 14 inches.

The man then drops his pants, takes the yardstick and places one end between his legs and begins to measure.

What are you doing? asks the bartender.

Im measuring from the back of my ass just like you did for the cat.