It must be true that

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Married people dont live longer than single people. It just seems longer.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, Wheres the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

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