Italian man lost his wife

One day, an old Italian couple arrived in New York City. This was the first time out of their native town, and it wasnt long before the wife got lost. The Italian husband asked a passerby for help and was told to go to the police and report it.

When he got there, a police officer asked for his wifes description.

Whats that? asked the Italian.

Well, you see, a description is telling what something looks like. For example, my wife is 25-years-old, 511, weighs 140 pounds, and measures 38-25-36. Now, what can you tell me about your wife?

Forget her! exclaimed the Italian. Lets go look for yours!

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