Thoughts from a school teacher:

1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away and you have his shoes.

2. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station…

3. I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

4. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, Quit while youre ahead?

5. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

6. What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

7. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

8. I have found at my age, going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of my face.

9. I was thinking about how people read the Bible a whole lot more when they get older. Then it dawned on me they were cramming for their finals.

10. Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of emergency. I think you should put A very good doctor.