Its all the Same

There was a Chinese pilot and a Jewish pilot on a flight to NYC. For some reason, they werent too fond of one another, and there was a long, tense silence that accompanied them on their trip. Finally, the Jewish pilot said something to the Chinese pilot:

I dont like the Chinese. They bombed Pearl Harbor.

No, no, no, said the Chinese man. That was the Japanese.

Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, same thing.

Another half hour of tense silence.

The Chinese pilot finally said to the Jewish pilot, I dont like the Jews. They sank the Titanic.

No, no, no! That was an iceberg!

Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, same thing.

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