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Jul

Its great to be a Man!

  • Your last name stays put.

  • The garage is all yours.

  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.

  • Chocolate is just another snack.

  • You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

  • You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.

  • You dont give a rats ass if someone notices your new haircut.

  • The world is your urinal.

  • Hot wax never comes near your private areas.

  • You never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.

  • Same work … more pay.

  • Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

  • Wrinkles add character.

  • You dont have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

  • Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

  • If you retain water, its in a canteen.

  • People never glance at your chest when youre talking to them.

  • The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

  • New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

  • Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with So, notice anything different?

  • One mood, ALL the damn time …

  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

  • You dont have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming.

  • You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking He must be mad at me.

  • You dont mooch off each others desserts.

  • You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

  • If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

  • You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.

  • You dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

  • You dont have to shave below your neck.

  • Your belly usually hides your big hips

  • One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.

  • You can do your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

  • Christmas shopping can easily be accomplished for 25 relatives on December 24th … in 45 minutes.

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