14
Sep

Its raining

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband, Fred, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend, Ralph, and she heard her husbands car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window my husband is home early!

Ralph looked out the window and said I cant jump out the window! Its raining like hell out there!

Mary cried If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!

So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race … so he started running along side the others – only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes on his arm. One of the runners asked him, Do you always run in the nude?

Ralph answered, while gasping for air Oh yes, It feels so free having the air blow over your skin while you are running.

The other runner then asked the nude man Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?

Ralph answered breathlessly Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!

The runner then asked Do you always wear a condom when you run?

Ralph answered, Only if its raining.

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