Jack, a New York stock broker, decides to chuck it all and buy a
ranch. He finds a big place in Montana, far away from everything, and
moves in.

After a few weeks of blissful solitude, Jack is sitting on his
front porch, and he sees a pickup truck driving up his road.

A cowboy sort gets out of the truck and introduces himself, Hey
there, my names Tom, and I came to welcome you to our neck of the world.
I live about 20 miles from here, so I guess Im your nearest neighbor.

Jack shakes the proffered hand and says, Thanks for the welcome,
I sure have enjoyed my stay so far.

Tom leans against the railing and says, You know, Im having a
party at my place tomorrow night, if youd like to come, we could sorta
turn it into a welcome party for you..

Jack smiles, Id like that.

Tom looks thoughtful, I ought to warn you though, round these
parts we do some serious fucking and sucking at our parties.

Jack grins wide, Even better! What should I wear?

Tom shrugs, Well, itll pretty much be you and me, so I guess
you can wear whatever you want…

(you can thank my dad for this one)