First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, Youre lucky that you dont have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker. Janet responded. Just because I am aesthetically challenged (thats politically correct for ugly) doesnt mean I dont have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances. Hillary asks, Well how do you deal with the problem? Janet, Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest, fart I can. Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine. Bill rolls over and says, Is that you Janet?
12
May
Additional Jokes From "Political"
- A Dream
- The Great Wizard of Oz
- Ya gotta love Canadian men
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Why does Bill Clinton wear
- Quotes About Politics
- Did you hear that Clinton
- Why did Bill get into
- Bush the Post Turtle
- What is Bills definition of
- Clinton said that his relationship
- Ned: The Most Popular Man in the World
- Letters to the President (crude)
- The Clinton Years
- The fierce civil wars