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Apr

Jesus is watching you:

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of
a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.

Jesus is gonna get you.

The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.

Again, the parrot cries out.
Jesus is gonna get you.

The robber started to get a little worried.

Whats your name, birdie?

Moses.

What dummy named you Moses?

The same dummy who called his rottweiler Jesus.

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