Jewish Grandmothers

Three Jewish Grandmothers were sitting around, drinking tea and talking about their grandsons professions. One was a doctor, the second an architect, and the third a computer scientist. The Grandmothers got to arguing about whose profession was the oldest.

In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctors Grandma said, The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adams rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat.

The architects Grannie did not agree. She said, But if you look at the Garden itself, in the beginning there was chaos and void, and out of that, the Garden and the world were created. So G-d must have been an architect.

The computer scientists Bubbie, who had listened to all of this said, Yes, but where do you think the chaos came from?

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