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Aug

Jewish mothers answering machine

A Jewish mothers answering machine:



If you want lox and eggs, press 1;


If you want knishes press 2;


If you want chicken soup, press 3;


If you want matzoh balls with the soup, press 4;



If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since NOBODY ever asks me how I am feeling. Who knows? I could even


be dead by now.

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