29
Mar

Jewish Oscars

Getting the jump on the Oscars this weekend are the Irvings, awarded for excellence in Jewish movies this week in Miami Beach at the Rascal House. The Early Bird will be canceled that night.

The following have been nominated:

THE SIX CENTS – 3 Jews each put in their 2 cents worth.

GOY STORY 2 – Jewish man divorces a shiksa, marries another.

ISNT SHE GEVALDIK – Yeshiva boys read Jacqueline Susann.

SUPERNOVA – Space scientists discover powerful strains of lox.

SNOW FALLING ON SEDERS – Unexpected storm disrupts Passover.

ANGELAS KASHAS – Woman reveals secret recipe.

GIRLS, INTERRUPTED – Womens section of shul shushed during davening.

STUART LADLE – Mouse makes chicken soup on Shabbos.

THE SEDER HOUSE RULES – Zadie lays down the law on Pesach.

THE TALMUDIC MR. RIPLEY – Believe it or not, he knows gemorah.

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