12
Jun

Jockeying for a position

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they werent mine.

His second friend says: I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasnt mine.

Paddy says: I think my wife is having an affair with a horse. Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

No Im serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.

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