Bill went jogging one morning and came upon the Washington monument. He said, George, what should I do? After a few seconds George replied, Abolish the IRS and start over. Bill thought about this for a few seconds and continued jogging.



Shortly he came upon the Jefferson Memorial and stopped. He said Tom, what should I do? After a few seconds Tom replied, Abolish welfare and start over.



Bill continued jogging after thinking about this and came upon the Lincoln Memorial. He said, Abe, what should I do? After a few seconds Abe replied Why dont you take the night off and go to the theater?