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Mar

John asks his wife, Mary

John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Would you like a new Mink Coat? he asks.Not really, says Mary.Well how about a new Mercedes sports car? says John.No, she responds.What about a new vacation home in the country? he suggests.She again rejects his offer with a No thanks.Well what would you like for your anniversary? John asks.Actually John, Id like a divorce, answers Mary.Sorry, I wasnt planning to spend that much, says John.

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