23
May

Johnny Cannot Tell a Lie

One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to impress her, so he said, I bet you I can push my fathers outhouse into the river. She didnt agree with him, so he proved her wrong. Impressed, she walked the rest of the way to school hand in hand with Johnny. That day at school, they studied the story about George Washington and the cherry tree. The moral that they learned was never tell a lie. After school, Johnny went home. When he walked in the door, his dad met him. He said, Son, did you push my outhouse into the river? Johnny said, Dad, I want to be like George Washington and never lie, yes, I did. His dad beat him from one end of the house to the other. You could have read the newspaper off of Johnnys rear end. After Johnny was finished sobbing, he asked his father,Dad, why did you whoop me? I didnt lie. George Washington cut down the cherry tree and didnt lie about it, and he didnt get a whooping. Johnnys dad looked at him and said, Son, I bet George Washingtons dad wasnt sitting in that cherry tree when he cut it down, was he?

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