Little Johnny is working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He goes to the
emergency room.

The doctor says, Yuck! Well, give me the fingers, and Ill see what I can do.

Little Johnny says, I havent got the fingers.

The doctor says, What do you mean, you havent got the fingers? Its 2003. Weve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could
have put them back on and made you like new. Why didnt you bring the fingers?

Furious, Johnny asks, How the hell was I supposed to pick them up???