13
Jun

Join A Club

The Yoko Club? – Oh no.

The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.

The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?

The Arafat club? – Yessir.

The Alzheimers club? – Forget it.

The Ebert movie club? – Roger.

The Groucho Marx club? – You bet your life.

The Peter Pan club? – Never. Never.

The Japanese theater club? – Noh.

The quarterback club? – Ill pass.

The Rhett Butler club? – I dont give a damn.

The compulsive rhymers club? – Okey-dokey.

The Spanish optometrists club? – Si.

The anti-perspirant club? – Sure.

The pregnancy club? – Conceivably.

The Procrastinators Club? – Maybe next week

The Self Esteem Builders? – They wouldnt accept me anyway

The Agoraphobics Society? – Only if they meet at my house

The Co-Dependence Club? – Can I bring a friend?

The Prayer Group? – God willing!

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