18
Mar

Just idle conversation…

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.

He turns to bartender and says, Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress . ..



STOP pal – I dont allow talk about politics in my bar! interrupted the bartender.



A few minutes later the guy tried again, People say about the Pope …

NO religion talk, either, the bartender cuts in.



One more try to break the boredom… I thought the Yankees would…

NO sports talk…Thats how fights start in bars! the barman said.



Look, how about sex. Can I talk to you about sex?

Sure, that we can talk about, replies the barkeep.



GREAT… GO SCREW YOURSELF!

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