27
Aug

Just the facts

Justice, American Style

The following exchange happened last March 5 on the show Politically Incorrect, between Bill Maher, the host, and lawyer Leslie Abramson, who defended the Menendez brothers:

Bill: When do lawyers give a damn about the facts?

Leslie: When did you or Geraldo give a damn about the facts?

Bill: You defended the Menendez kids. What do you care about facts?

Leslie: I dont remember seeing you in the courtroom, Bill, so you absolutely dont know anything about the trial.

Bill: I knew they blew their parents heads off.

Leslie: No, they didnt. They didnt blow their parents heads off.

Bill: The Menendez kids didnt blow their parents heads off?

Leslie: No!

Bill: What did they do?

Leslie: They unloaded shotguns in their direction.

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