A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…

Daddy, daddy! Im the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you recun so?

Why thats because your from Kentucky son. The dad responses.

The next day the kid gets home from school…

Daddy, daddy! Im the only one in my class that knows all the letters in the alphabet. Why do you recun so?

Thats because youre from Kentucky son. The dad tells him again.

The next day the kid busts through the door…

Daddy. daddy! Im the only one in school who has a large penis, is that because Im from Kentucky?

The dad looks at him and says, No thats because youre 22.