A little girl became restless as the preachers sermon dragged on and on. Finally she leaned over to her mother and whispered, Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?

A Sunday School teacher asked a little boy, Bobby, do you believe in the devil?

No, said the little boy. Hes just like Santa Claus. I think its my daddy.

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. How do you know what to say? he asked.

Why, God tells me.

Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?