Kids at Christmas: Explain the card to me

A mother was pleased with the card her son had made her for Christmas, but was puzzled as to the scraggly-looking tree from which many presents dangled, and at the very top, something that looked strangely like a bullet.

She asked him if he would explain the drawing and why the tree itself was so bare, instead of a fat pine tree.

Its not a Christmas tree. he said. Its a cartridge in a pear tree.

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