28
Oct

Kids… Dad, can I have a drink of water?

Little Lee was acting up, so he was sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: Da-ad…

What?

Im thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?

No. You had your chance. Lights out.

Five minutes later: Da-aaaad…

What?

Im thirsty… Can I have a drink of water?

I told you NO! If you ask again Ill have to spank you!

Five minutes later… Daaaa-aaaad…

WHAT?!

When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?

(via Aiken Drum, Rodney & Cathy, HorridScopes)

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