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May

Knock, knock, whos there? (adult themes)

A husband and his wife are spending a quiet evening watching TV. Suddenly, a loud knock sounds at the door.

Charlie says, Sit still Helen, Ill see who it is.

He opens the door and is startled to see a huge masked man. He jumps back in surprise and says, Are you a robber?

No, Im a rapist!

Charlie yells, Helen, its for y-o-o-u- u-u!

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