Lady 1: Hey, maam, howd

Lady 1: Hey, maam, howd you die, if you dont mind my askin?

Lady 2: Well, I was so posotive my husband was cheating on me that, when I came home from work one day and saw him watching television in his recliner, I searched all over the house for a girl I swear he had over right before I came. I looked under the beds, below tables, behind doors, in closets, throughout the yard, and I found no trace of her. I was so shocked that he didnt have a woman over earlier that I had a fatal heart attack and died.

Lady 1: Too bad you didnt look in the freezer!

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