01
May

Language of Love?

Ginny was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.

Hello, sir, she said, Do you like movies?

Yes, I do, he responded, then returned to his book.

Ginny persisted. Do you like gardening?

The man again looked up from his book. Yes, I do, he said politely before returning to his reading.

Undaunted, Ginny asked. Do you like pussycats?

With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Ginny, ravaging her as shed never been ravaged before. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Ginny dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, How did you know that was what I wanted?

The man replied, How did you know my name was Katz?

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