23
Jul

Late Night Phone Call

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman? He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

Who was that? asked his wife.

I dont know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear.

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