A newlywed husband initiated sexual activiity with his bride every night by turning to her and asking if she would like to do the laundry.

One night after more than a year, she replies in the negative for the first time, pleading a headache.

In the morning, feeling quite guilty over her failure to meet her husbands needs, she asks him if he would like to do the laundry to which he replies:

No thanks, it was a small load, I did it by hand